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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez"Tax the rich."
Bernie Sanders"I don't have mittens for this."
Robert F. Kennedy Jr."That's not a worm."
Barack Obama"Yes we can. Yes we tan."
Donald J. Trump"Nobody knows more about babies than me."
JD Vance"Childless cat ladies, begone."
John Fetterman"Let me be clear."
Ted Cruz"Heading to Cancun."
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